I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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