Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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