I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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