Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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