so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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