I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
