People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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