: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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