Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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