i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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