So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
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