Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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