i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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