I'm pants shitting drunk right now
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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