Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
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