i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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