CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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