I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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