Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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