i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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