You're completely useless in the revolution.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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