nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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