yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
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