Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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