You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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