yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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