so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
This house was built for laser tag.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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