I swear she didn't look like that last week.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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