And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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