Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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