Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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