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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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