well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I think I just shit out all my problems.
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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