your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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