HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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