I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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