'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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