Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Found your dick twin last night
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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