This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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