I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
even my farts smell like vagina
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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