Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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