Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I can't put those talents on a resume
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
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