pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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