3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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