member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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