So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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