cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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