we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
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