You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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