So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
