Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
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